Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The Statue Got Me High

This one is for the long-time "forward, not straight" crowd. It rates right up there with "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on...Just ask Chuck."

Why Fire Engines are Red...
Fire engines are red because fire engines have four wheels and eight men.
4+8=12
There are 12 inches in a foot.
A foot is a ruler.
A famous ruler was Queen Elizabeth.
The Queen Elizabeth was once the largest ship to sail the seven seas.
Seas have fish.
Fish have fins.
The Fins fought the Russians.
The Russians are red.
Fire engines are always rushing.
And THAT is why fire engines are red!
Title by: They Might Be Giants

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Scott,
wow - that takes me back. . . Glad you had a great weekend in your continuing transition. Looking forward to seeing you and the family at the WOP's party. Take care.
Eric S.